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I haven't written on this thing in a while. The main reason being I have pretty much nothing to say. Here's what I can tell you:

-Thanksgiving was fantastic. I saw all sorts of aunts, uncles, cousins, a brother, and a mom. The main Thanksgiving dinner was divine. There was also all sorts of food to snack on all over the place all the time. Unfortunately, this has left me in a state of perma-hunger which cannot be satisfied in my poor independent existence.

-I am looking forward to the semester break being over and going home for Winter Break. Anyone got any ideas for New Year's?

-I miss LOST. February can't come fast enough.

Stupid jokes:
-I think girls that wear capris are indecisive.
-I love toast. I eat it all the time. You might say it's my bread and butter.
-There's s this girl who goes down on me every night. Her name is The Sun.
-What did the comedy club owner do when no one laughed at the opening comic's play-on-words jokes? Made a call to the bull-pun.
-Apparently, women like a guy who is sensitive. I was thrilled when I heard this. My penis is extremely sensitive.

I'm Famous

Read about this guy:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061108/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_cubes

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Mao

He can do it blindfolded. Really fast. And I went to elementary school with him. Bitches.

Newsworthy

Fogive for writing after coming home at 3 am. Also forgive me for checking the news after coming home at 3 am.

But I couldn't help but notice this:

Right now, the top headline on cnn.com reads "After his death, a sergeant's words mean even more". The article is about a seargent in who was killed last month in Iraq. It's written by a CNN's Arwa Damon, who knew him well.

Also right now, the top headline on foxnews.com reads "Al Qaeda: We'll Never Rest Until White House Destroyed".